Did you take yet another long walk on the beach all alone with your nice bottle of wine? Are you still out there enjoying all the things life has to offer—all by your real self? Are you living life to the fullest while you and your great sense of humour spending many quiet nights having good conversation by the fire? Yah! You really need to lose the clichés and write a more effective profile. And you probably don’t have a clue how to start writing one because you “never know what to write in these things“.
As soon as you’re sick and tired of getting stupid responses to your dating profile, consider getting the online profile writing coach (me) to help you write interesting, attractive profiles. Seriously, if you’ve been dating online, you know how important it is to have a kick-ass profile or you’re dead in the water.
You might be getting responses like this: “Hi.” … That’s if you even get a response at all. Doesn’t that just piss you off?
When you’re ready to start getting responses like this, “Wow…I am extremely impressed […] and that’s all before even reading your marvelously creative and articulate essay…” contact me (look for the contact tab) and I’ll help you put your best face forward. (How many faces, do you have anyway?)